1. Pugs are beautiful creatures and it's just time we recognize their ethereal beauty...
2. ...their grace...
3. ...and their all-around regality.
4. Don't worry, they are benevolent rulers...
5. ...cool as can be...
6. ...but aren't above getting scared of surprises.
7. They know how to handle jerks like pros...
8. ...and they often check each other on their crap: a wonderful ideal in this cruel world.
9. They keep up with their public image.
10. And can make a fashion statement out of a broken ball.
11. Does a "normal" get swaddled like this?
12. Does a "normal" FLY like this??
13. Does a "normal" throw SHADE like this?
14. How DARE you think the answer is anything but "NO."
15. Their regality does not mean they don't experience things we all experience. Like farts.
16. AND MONDAYS.
17. Well, pugs are QUEENS so they don't have "Mondays" but they DON'T like mornings either, okay?
18. DO YOU THINK THIS KIND OF "HEP HEP HEP" can be accomplished without royal blood?
19. NO, NO ONE CAN LEAP LIKE THIS WITHOUT THAT CROWN.
20. Like all good rulers, pugs must look after their Queendom.
21. Yes, they worry for the plebeians they rule.
22. So they make sure to silly-it-up once in a while.
23. Ok, most of the time.
24. IT TAKES UP A LOT OF ENERGY.
25. Sometimes they get so sleepy they fall asleep trying to decide what they want for dinner.
26. It's important to know that no matter what, they will DEFEND you.
27. So, let's bow down to the QUEENS.
If you're interested in getting a pug to rule your household, be sure to check out your local shelter or Pet Finder!