The year is 6 B.C. The place: earth.
Right when they landed, all the other animals surrounded the sloths. They gawked at how slow these new creatures were.
For centuries, this ridicule went on. The world was not ready for the slow, enjoy-the-moment lifestyle the sloths championed.
The sloths were extremely sad but they did what sloths do: stayed strong and continued to fight for animal unity across all species.
The party went well! Even though many of the sloths fell asleep during dinner, the animals started to come around to the idea of sloths.
In fact, many of them didn't know what had bugged them in the first place. "Taking it slow, appreciating your neighbor...What's wrong with that?" one dog wrote in an op-ed piece the next day.