1. "I completely forgot we had company over and ripped the biggest one I've ever smelled."
2. "Oh no, I didn't silence my cell. Just act cool, Philip."
3. "When did I let this joker into my house??"
4. "I was supposed to thaw the chicken for Ma three hours ago..."
"...she just walked through the door."
5. "Damnit, I gave up sugar two days ago."
6. "COMPLETELY FORGOT MY ANNIVERSARY. GONNA SMILE LIKE I REMEMBERED UNTIL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO SURPRISE MY LADY."
7. "OH YEAH THAT WAS SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH."
8. "Hey, umm...I forgot your birthday earlier and ummm...sorry. I'm so sorry."
9. "Oh, oh my. I really should've taken my Lactaid."
10. "I forgot to grab the remote before I sat down and now...well, I live in this stroller now."
11. "I swear, if I forget to buy cake at the store ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to lose it."
12. "HAHAHA oh crap. I left the oven on again."
13. "NOOOO, I LEFT MY LEFTOVERS AT THE RESTAURANT!!!"
14. "I forgot a tampon."
"Don't look in here, it's not pretty."
15. "I forgot toilet paper. Again."
16. "In all this excitement about the zucchini, I completely forgot to pick Charlie up from camp!"
17. "I can't believe I didn't send out my own birthday party invitations."
18. "Forgot something very important and gots to get a move on!"
