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Is Your BF Real Or A Giant Bag Of Noodles In A Trench Coat?

Weirder things have happened.

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  1. 1. Take a deep breath and check all that apply.

    My boyfriend has very thin arms.
    Those arms are also very gangly.
    I've thought on more than one occasion, "are those noodle arms?"
    When I hug him, he is very squishy.
    When I get close, I get inexplicably hungry for Italian food.
    Out of the blue, I've started to feel like eating pasta is wrong.
    We communicate through scent instead of words.
    He refuses to watch "Lady and the Tramp"
    He never remembers to set an alarm.
    A meatball has rolled out from underneath him on more than one occasion.
    He has very thin legs.
    I have never seen his feet.
    My family loves him.
    He's a very good pillow.
    My dog has tried to eat him.
    So have I, come to think of it.

Is Your BF Real Or A Giant Bag Of Noodles In A Trench Coat?

I'm sorry, your boyfriend is indeed a giant bag of noodles in a trench coat. On the plus side, free meal!

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I'm sorry, your boyfriend is probably just a regular human. Pretty awkward you had to take this test to find out, maybe you should buy him some pasta.

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