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Is Your BF Real Or A Giant Bag Of Noodles In A Trench Coat?

Weirder things have happened.

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  1. Take a deep breath and check all that apply.

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    My boyfriend has very thin arms.
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    Those arms are also very gangly.
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    I've thought on more than one occasion, "are those noodle arms?"
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    When I hug him, he is very squishy.
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    When I get close, I get inexplicably hungry for Italian food.
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    Out of the blue, I've started to feel like eating pasta is wrong.
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    We communicate through scent instead of words.
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    He refuses to watch "Lady and the Tramp"
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    He never remembers to set an alarm.
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    A meatball has rolled out from underneath him on more than one occasion.
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    He has very thin legs.
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    I have never seen his feet.
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    My family loves him.
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    He's a very good pillow.
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    My dog has tried to eat him.
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    So have I, come to think of it.
 
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