2. Luckily, he was adopted by a lovely human and he immediately began his plans to take over the world.
6. …all the while, maintaining class and an undeniable cool.
9. There was a righteous coup, leaving his spectacular self in charge.
10. Many of his plans led us to successes we had never imagined.
11. His strength as a leader came from maintaining loving relationships, even with those who annoyed him.
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