1. “Ahhh the good ol’ days when I was told I was third in line to be King.”
2. “Sure, I didn’t have any official ‘birth announcement’ but you know what? I didn’t need it.”
3. “I could out puppy-eye any baby and birth order is birth order. I was next in line for the throne…”
4. “After all, Harry loved me.”
5. “Can the baby leap like this? No, I thought not.”
6. “Yeah, okay the baby waved to the crowd but can he deal with brown nosers with such poise? Didn’t think so.”
8. “Well, I just found out that these smiles were a farce. I am not third in line to be King.”
9. “Despite my regal looks, and clear capabilities, I have been usurped all together.”
10. “I will carry on, yes…”
12. “OH I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE”
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