1. "Hey you. Yes, you over there, speaking 'Doge' speak and calling me 'Doge.' We shibas have a bone to pick with you (and not the good kind)."
2. "We love Doge and are very proud of her success but we are NOT her!"
3. "It actually really hurts my feelings when people come up to me saying 'MUCH WOW' as if I'm not my own person."
4. "I dream of a world where one day, I will be recognized for the content of my character rather than what the internet says I am."
5. "We are starting a movement and it's to ban all people who INSIST on speaking Doge to all shibas."
6. "Oh, you think I am 'much cute'? I also much want to punch you in the face."
7. "I swear to God, if someone starts another sentence with 'much' or 'so', I will FLIP the hell out."
8. "MY NAME IS MANGO, NOT DOGE, AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM!!"
9. "I try to be zen about it but do you even know how accomplished I am? How many languages I speak? Five. I speak five languages. None of them are 'Doge.'"
10. "I'm sorry, did you say something? I couldn't hear you behind that barbaric gibberish."
11. "It makes me want to hide every time someone does it."
12. "I've read all of Proust IN FRENCH but I bet you wouldn't know that because all you say to me is 'MUCH RESPECT.' THERE IS NO RESPECT IN SAYING THAT TO ME."
13. "No, I am not related to 'Doge.' Please stop asking."
14. "I literally invented Latin. What did Doge ever do?"
15. "How about much SHUT THE HELL UP."
16. "We are all individuals with our own sets of skills."
17. "I am classy and refined and I demand to be treated as such."
18. "#NotAllShibas"
19. "If you just...stop assuming things about me and the languages I speak, we will all live in harmony."
20. "HAHAHA YOU THINK I AM JUST LIKE A DOG I HAVE NEVER MET HAHAHA."
"But seriously, stop."
21. "BYE, HATERS."
Psst. If you are able and willing to care for a shiba of your own, you can check out Shiba Rescue NYC, or if you're not in the area, check out Petfinder.