Do You Actually Deserve Your Cat?
Excuse me. The question itself is actually really rude. No one deserves their cat; your cat has graced you with their presence as an act of good will. Do we deserve Beyoncé? No. Do we get to bask in her glow? Yes and we should feel thankful. Same to your cat.
No one deserves their cat. That's why you've signed up for years of servitude to the little beasty, to pay of the debt you for their very presence.
You may understand that the cat owns you and not the other way around. You may be the greatest cat owner in the world. Heck, your cat may have three nannies (lookin' at you, Choupette) but does that mean you DESERVE THEM? No. Now go get your cat some nip before they throw you out of your own house.
This is the worst of them all. Yeah, no one DESERVES a cat but why don't you have one? Why are you taking this quiz? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Wait...are you...a cat?