We're Joanna and Chelsea. We're excited for the hottest, most urine-soaked festival of the year — Coachella. Chelsea Marshall / BuzzFeed Based on only random photos we've seen and no research whatsoever, we have some tips on making this Coachella the BEST COACHELLA EVER. Chelsea Marshall / BuzzFeed 1. Flower crowns are obviously the most important part of Coachella. Buy or DIY flower crowns made of real, actual, beautiful fresh flowers. BuzzFeed 2. Find some cool clothing that has fringe on it. BuzzFeed Advertisement Fringe is very important. BuzzFeed Chelsea Marshall 3. Practice which cool name you're going to call it. Only old sad people refer to "Coachella" by its full proper name. BuzzFeed BuzzFeed Advertisement BuzzFeed BuzzFeed 4. To get that earthy, gritty Coachella look, roll around in some dirt. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Chelsea Marshall / BuzzFeed 5. Make sure you're hydrated by drinking something disgusting like coconut water. Chelsea Marshall / BuzzFeed Advertisement BuzzFeed 6. Practice bumping into people so you'll be ready to fight your way to the stage. Chelsea Marshall 7. Call your grandparents and tell them you're staying at their condo for the weekend. BuzzFeed 8. Practice making the perfect peace sign. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BuzzFeed Advertisement 9. Make sure your selfie-taking arm is strong. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BuzzFeed 10. Pick a random place in the world and misappropriate its culture. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BuzzFeed Have a great Coachelly! ✌️ Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!