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10 Useless Coachella Tips From Two Ladies Who've Never Been

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We're Joanna and Chelsea. We're excited for the hottest, most urine-soaked festival of the year — Coachella.

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Based on only random photos we've seen and no research whatsoever, we have some tips on making this Coachella the BEST COACHELLA EVER.

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1. Flower crowns are obviously the most important part of Coachella. Buy or DIY flower crowns made of real, actual, beautiful fresh flowers.

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2. Find some cool clothing that has fringe on it.

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Fringe is very important.

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3. Practice which cool name you're going to call it. Only old sad people refer to "Coachella" by its full proper name.

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4. To get that earthy, gritty Coachella look, roll around in some dirt.

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5. Make sure you're hydrated by drinking something disgusting like coconut water.

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6. Practice bumping into people so you'll be ready to fight your way to the stage.

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7. Call your grandparents and tell them you're staying at their condo for the weekend.

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8. Practice making the perfect peace sign.

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9. Make sure your selfie-taking arm is strong.

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10. Pick a random place in the world and misappropriate its culture.

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Have a great Coachelly! ✌️

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