2. “Fuck you for bringing me into your home and then LEAVING.”
3. “When I said you smelled horrible, I was just acting out okay?”
5. “It would be very rude to wake me up just to ‘catch’ your ‘plane’.”
6. “Just gonna sneak right in here, nothing to see, just bring me along.”
9. “If I don’t move, maybe they’ll think I’m socks and bring me too.”
10. “Look, it’s not that I want to go, I just want you to not go.”
13. “I have positioned myself to look like I’m inside a heart so your guilt in leaving me intensifies.”
15. “We have power in numbers and we voted so nope, you’re not leaving.”
18. “This is just a new container for your clothes, right? It just stays here, right?”
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