1. "MAYBE I SHOULD GO GLUTEN FREE."
2. "Welcome to my apartment, I'm really into minimalism right now."
3. "I know I'm only one semester into my psych major but I think I can diagnose you."
4. "My new eyebrows are just...me, ya know?"
5. "NO, STOP IT, I'M A VEGETARIAN NOW."
6. "I secretly don't hate this party but I'm too cool to show it."
7. "This is my thing now, this is my new purse and confidant."
8. "IT'S CALLED AVANT-GARDE, MOM."
9. "From now on, I'm sleeping in a hammock."
10. "Jumpers are now my thing, I'm making them a thing now."
11. "I'm experimenting with humans ATM."
12. "I call this swaddle-chic."
13. "Why yes, I'm a certified DJ."
14. "I'M JUST REALLY INTO SCARY MOVIES RIGHT NOW."
15. "I'm not GRUMPY, I just have lost faith in the selfie."
16. "I don't care, I'm a diva. Deal with it."
17. "Stop calling this a phase, I'm punk 4 lyfe."
18. "Does this color scream 'me'??"
19. "I call this piece, 'TurCat' and yes, I am trying to make you uncomfortable."
20. "Binge watching TV feels very close to my soul."
21. "Please stop laughing, at least I tried something new."
22. "Goodbye, carbon footprint, hello NOBEL PEACE PRIZE."
23. "I just discovered irony and it suits me."
"Being this cute isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle!"
