1. "HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE??"
2. "How dare you put a vegetable near my dinner!"
3. "I said NO cucumber water. NO."
4. "I'm just out here, trying to lick the floor and you do THIS to me?"
5. "How is a lady supposed to THINK if you put cucumbers in her presence?"
6. "What is this alien life-form?!"
7. "THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!!"
8. "WHO DO YOU WORK FOR??"
9. "OH HELL NO."
10. "I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, MY DEAR."
11. "NOPE."
"The key to conquering the cucumber is to be as cool as the cucumber."
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