You are a female.You have a tail.You love waggin' that tail.You have a wet nose.Sometimes you bark at things.You are a very good girl.You love sniffin' butts.You love lickin' your own butt.You eat out of a bowl.You drink out of a bowl.You have very soft ears.You love getting your tummy scratched.You walk on all fours.YOU LOVE PLAYING FETCH.Most cats do not like you.Everyone is your friend!YOU ARE SO CUTE!YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD GIRL!!!You are covered in fur.Sometimes you have bad breath.But most people still find you cute.You get walked on a leash.You (try) to only poop and pee outdoors.You hate vacuum cleaners.You understand people on a deep, emotional level.You live for treats.And scratches.And pats.And lickin' faces.You make people so happy.You had a hard time taking this quiz.Your human is filling out this quiz for you right now.You have a heart of gold.
How Much Of A Basic Bitch Are You?
I'm sorry, you are not a basic bitch. This is sad news and I wish I didn't have to break it to you. If you aren't one now, you probably never will be because changing species is very difficult.
You're probably just a lovable human. That's okay, not everyone gets to be a dog in this world.
CONGRATS! YOU ARE A BASIC BITCH, THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! The world would be better place if it was run by you.