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How Much Of A Basic Bitch Are You?

Fact: basic bitches make the world a better place.

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  1. Check all that apply to you:

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    You are a female.
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    You have a tail.
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    You love waggin' that tail.
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    You have a wet nose.
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    Sometimes you bark at things.
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    You are a very good girl.
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    You love sniffin' butts.
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    You love lickin' your own butt.
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    You eat out of a bowl.
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    You drink out of a bowl.
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    You have very soft ears.
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    You love getting your tummy scratched.
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    You walk on all fours.
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    YOU LOVE PLAYING FETCH.
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    Most cats do not like you.
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    Everyone is your friend!
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    YOU ARE SO CUTE!
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    YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD GIRL!!!
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    You are covered in fur.
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    Sometimes you have bad breath.
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    But most people still find you cute.
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    You get walked on a leash.
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    You (try) to only poop and pee outdoors.
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    You hate vacuum cleaners.
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    You understand people on a deep, emotional level.
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    You live for treats.
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    And scratches.
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    And pats.
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    And lickin' faces.
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    You make people so happy.
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    You had a hard time taking this quiz.
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    Your human is filling out this quiz for you right now.
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    You have a heart of gold.

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