How Much Of A Basic Bitch Are You?

Fact: basic bitches make the world a better place.

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  1. 1. Check all that apply to you:

    You are a female.
    You have a tail.
    You love waggin' that tail.
    You have a wet nose.
    Sometimes you bark at things.
    You are a very good girl.
    You love sniffin' butts.
    You love lickin' your own butt.
    You eat out of a bowl.
    You drink out of a bowl.
    You have very soft ears.
    You love getting your tummy scratched.
    You walk on all fours.
    YOU LOVE PLAYING FETCH.
    Most cats do not like you.
    Everyone is your friend!
    YOU ARE SO CUTE!
    YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD GIRL!!!
    You are covered in fur.
    Sometimes you have bad breath.
    But most people still find you cute.
    You get walked on a leash.
    You (try) to only poop and pee outdoors.
    You hate vacuum cleaners.
    You understand people on a deep, emotional level.
    You live for treats.
    And scratches.
    And pats.
    And lickin' faces.
    You make people so happy.
    You had a hard time taking this quiz.
    Your human is filling out this quiz for you right now.
    You have a heart of gold.

How Much Of A Basic Bitch Are You?

I'm sorry, you are not a basic bitch. This is sad news and I wish I didn't have to break it to you. If you aren't one now, you probably never will be because changing species is very difficult.

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You're probably just a lovable human. That's okay, not everyone gets to be a dog in this world.

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CONGRATS! YOU ARE A BASIC BITCH, THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! The world would be better place if it was run by you.

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