1. Number one rule of Jorts Week?
2. THERE ARE NO RULES.
3. Jorts so long that when you wear 'em low, they start to resemble jeans? Totally fine.*
4. No need to worry that you aren't doing it right: that is literally impossible!
5. There are tons of ways to celebrate this week even if you don't have a pair of your very own.
6. Overall jorts aren't just accepted, they're encouraged.
7. Low-rise? DO IT.
8. Okay, so this guy's game is a little off but Jorts week is 80% about effort.
9. Jorts Culture is about contemplation.
10. Adding a bit of color is always encouraged.
11. Jorts are great for casual lounging...
12. ...and dranking...
13. ...and snoozin'...
14. ...but most of all, jorts are about feeling GOOD.
15. I mean, look at how majestic this little guy looks.
16. No matter what anyone tells you: a simple jort is just as fly...
17. ...as ones with a little more embellishment.
18. BYE, HATERS.
