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A Definitive Ranking Of All The Fingers

They are all wonderful pupils but only one can be King of the Hand.

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5. The Ring Finger

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Reason: The ring finger is so boring that it had to be given a designation that can literally be applied to every other finger. It's like giving a fake job to a kid to make him feel special. Except it's a finger and it needs to grow the fuck up.