1. "I think this is how I... damnit, damn everything."
2. "HOW DID THAT NOODLE GET IN HERE AND WHY IS IT ATTACHED TO ME??"
3. "OK, maybe today isn't the day I become a laundry cat."
4. "I'm not saying I'm stuck, I'm just not saying I'm not stuck."
5. "'Relax on the couch,' they said. 'What could go wrong?' they said."
6. "Today is the day I... fuck. Fuck it all."
7. "If my big brother can do it so can... I."
8. "...wawaWUT? I... I was just... hi, I'm awake, totally normal day in the office."
9. "I am brave... I am brave... I am... WAIT, NO I AM NOT."
10. "Oh yes, I truly feel like a grown-up today... WAIT WHAT IS THAT??"
11. "I am going to get that job today because I AM A CA--"
12. "I'M DOING IT, I'M DOING IT, I'M THE CAT OF THE WOOOOOOOORLD-oh."
13. "LIKE I CAN'T HANDLE A TUB."
14. "ATTAAAAAACK!!"
15. "HAHA SUCKAS, CHECK OUT THESE TRICKS... OK, I need some help."
16. "HIGH FIVE!!!! Damnit."
17. "I was just trying to be Maru... and I... help??"
18. "WHO ARE YOU, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE??"
19. "I just wanted to play ball, OK? I didn't want to be the ball."
20. "I am going to show my brother how to ca— OH WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, NO."
21. "Be cool, be cool, be cool."
22. "I'm just going to observe this before I really ~delve~ into full cat functioning."
23. "I AM A HUNTER, I SWEAR! I SWEAR! OK, LEAVE ME ALONE."
24. "I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS A FUN GAME."
25. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOM, I wasn't going to do the nip!"
26. "I told myself I would ONLY nap in sunspots from now on..."
27. "GOING TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH A DOG TODAY."
28. "Oh, so THIS is what a foot tastes like."
29. "Promised myself I would stay up for one hour. I... what? Where am I?"
30. "MOM! MOM!! MOM!!! HOW DO I WATERRRR??"
31. "Pfffft, and they say I don't know how to cat yet."
