1. "We were just...uh...hi."
2. "Me and the dog were just playing, I promise."
3. "You could've at least knocked."
4. "I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT IT FELT LIKE IN YOUR SHOES."
5. "What? No, I wasn't putting my feet on the table... I was just..."
"...heheheh."
6. "I just misplaced my...uh... Hey, why are you back so soon?"
7. "Nope, we weren't talking about you while you were gone."
8. "I definitely wasn't trying to turn off the parental controls, nope! Not me..."
9. "We were just dancing! Promise!"
10. "Well, this is awkward..."
11. "I wasn't snooping through your luggage..."
12. "No, I was not just trying to steal cookies!"
13. "Sometimes I come here to think, OK? It's not a crime!"
14. "I'm a maniac, maaaaniaaaac! Oh...hi."
15. "HAHA WHO WAS JUST SINGING 'FROZEN' AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS? SURE AS HELL WASN'T ME!"
16. "Oh...uh...hi..."
17. "HI MOM, WE'RE NOT HIGH WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HIGH FIVE AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, OK?"
18. "No, I was not trying on your clothes!"
19. "YOU SAID YOU'D BE OUT FOR AT LEAST 30 MINUTES."
