We all know it, we all love it. Home Alone is by far one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time.
The story follows this kid
Who accidently is left "home alone" by his family, and he now must protect his home from two burglars.
Much hilarity and chaos ensues and, needless to say, he succeeds, the bad guys lose, and Kevin McCallister is once again reunited with the terrible family who abandoned him.
Seriously, why is this family so mean to the poor kid?
Anyway, back to the Sticky Bandits. Did you ever take a look at Harry's hand?
No, not that. BUT LOOK AGAIN.
HARRY'S WEARING A WEDDING RING.
Yes, Harry — the cursing, yelling, feather-covered burglar is a married man.
Which now raises so many questions: Who is he married to? Is that why he's a burglar? Is this the only way he can provide for his family? Do they approve of his career choice? What do they think of Marv? — THESE ARE SOME SERIOUS QUESTIONS!
Now, we aren't entirely sure about the relationship status of this one.
Either way, we're happy for the lucky person who is Harry's beloved, and we wish the couple nothing but happiness and cheer as we embark on another holiday season!