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    5 Thoughts You've Absolutely Had While Suffering From The Flu

    The flu sucks.

    I can't stop reliving the times I violently laughed in the face of each and every single person that asked me if I got my flu shot.

    I may be a twenty-something but perhaps I should have proactively created a will because this feels like dying.

    What is "sunlight" again?

    What kind of unholy karmic retribution is this?

    This is no case for amateurs so, someone better phone my mother, immediately.

    *If you've read this, boastfully shaking your head because you and your iron-clad immune system have somehow evaded this disgusting, life-altering fluid fest, you are one lucky bastard. In the comments below, please let the rest of us know where you live. We will find your local grocery store, lick all of your produce and pray you are too cocky to wash it.