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You would not believe your pants, if 10,000 fire ants...Baby, you're a fireworkI'm socially liberal but fiscally conservativeWant to buy my dank weed?Captain "Sully" Sullenberger was no hero. Any competent airline pilot would have been able to avoid a flock of fucking birds.Will you go to prom with me?That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it, I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked.
My hot girlfriend LMAOOOOOOOThere's a party tomorrow night?A keg of VOSS waterMike's Absolute Hardest LemonadeI can't go. I have to read Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" for class :("Please help me, a rogue jock stuffed me in this locker!"The revolution.A magnum brand condom
Robotics ClubThe Lacrosse TeamDrama ClubOld Taylor's GhostSmoking blunts behind the 7/11InvestingChinaCanvassing for John McCain's failed 2008 presidential campaign.Laundry
Not asking Taylor to prom!I didn't explore my sexuality in ways that I wantedEating all of those snakes on a dareGraverobbingTruancyThat I had but one life to liveOctober 20th. It was a cloudy, festering night. I did things to myself and an overripe eggplant that no man or woman could ever dream of.No regrets! Just happy memories :)
Who Were You In High School?
NEEERRRDDDDDDDDD!!!! Haha!! Enjoy being a beta for the rest of your life. Your interests include having no friends, getting shoved in lockers, and probably reading books about Taxidermy or something equally dweeby. Jeez. You're just the worst!
High Five!. You've got the sickest delts, and date the hottest girl in school. If you weren't the Homecoming King, it's because you were too cool to show up. When you die, you will be immediately transported on a golden beer chariot to "Babeheaven". Enjoy the peak bro. It only gets higher from here.
Your jokes are legendary. You were a memelord before it was cool to be a memelord. But to be clear, you were definitely cool. You probably gave the graduation speech, and people are still quoting it today. Remember that prank you pulled senior year? With the quesadillas? A+