1. Al's is your everything.
2. Dr. Carol Garrison was your mind's combo of Anna Wintour, Beyonce, and Jesus.
3. Your butt looks nicer than ever when school is in because you walk so much
4. You brag to outsiders that you go to the third, or was it fourth most diverse school in the nation*
5. People love to mention weed when asking if you're a "blazer"
6. But it's still kinda funny to think about Blount Hall for the Blazers
7. You just loooooooove 5 points south
8. Most of the food workers are in a bad mood, but you're OK with it 'cause you are too
9. A bad mood until you get some dragon claws
10. You're excited about the new transit system
11. You've wondered why the talking elevator in Heritage is British
12. You've at least been inside the rec center
13. You don't really know what's going on in sports
14. Sirens from ambulances with injured/dying people are TOO commonplace
15. The dominance of medical research is obvious
16. You're proud to say you attend(ed) UAB
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