1. Al’s is your everything.
You’ve thought of having a thanksgiving dinner of Al’s with your friends,
2. Dr. Carol Garrison was your mind’s combo of Anna Wintour, Beyonce, and Jesus.
And you cried when she left.
3. Your butt looks nicer than ever when school is in because you walk so much
And giiirrrrl you look good!
4. You brag to outsiders that you go to the third, or was it fourth most diverse school in the nation*
*Even though we don’t really know an updated version, we hold on to that one for dear life.
5. People love to mention weed when asking if you’re a “blazer”
You thought it was funny, but now…
6. But it’s still kinda funny to think about Blount Hall for the Blazers
Blazing up in “blunt” hall
7. You just loooooooove 5 points south
waffle house and starbucks and a dance club across from a church.
8. Most of the food workers are in a bad mood, but you’re OK with it ‘cause you are too
9. A bad mood until you get some dragon claws
10. You’re excited about the new transit system
11. You’ve wondered why the talking elevator in Heritage is British
12. You’ve at least been inside the rec center
Watching people work out counts, OK?
13. You don’t really know what’s going on in sports
14. Sirens from ambulances with injured/dying people are TOO commonplace
It’s scary how we just don’t even think about it anymore.
15. The dominance of medical research is obvious
Hospitals, hospitals, hospitals
16. You’re proud to say you attend(ed) UAB
and you love it!
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- In the first major lawsuit of his presidency, Donald Trump has been sued by top legal scholars over alleged conflicts of interest with his foreign business entanglements.
- The all-day breakfast boom at McDonald's is over as sales once again continued to fall for the fast food giant 🍳 📉