A Pop, Lock, and Drop of sortsA sensuous tangoI don't danceA nice rump shakeI just jump a few timesIntense eye contact and body rolls
A Passionate LoverA GiverA PleaserA TakerA Loyal LoverA Romantic Lover
FloodsThe Past loveConservative GrandmaThe GodsLocustsSecond Thoughts
Are You A Farmer Or A Lover?
You are rough, tough, and not afraid to use your hands! Congrats! come see the show.
You are warm, fuzzy, and gettin' it. Congrats! come see the show.
You are shy, sly, hella fly, and make people cry. You also love beets. Congrats! come see the show.
Your waters are always just the right temperature and everyone loves you for it. Take a dip, take a dunk, stay for lunch. Congrats! come see the show.
You would like to hold more than just a potato. You would like to caress more than just an ear of a corn. You would like to kiss beet red lips, not just beets. But you have a damn crop. Congrats! come see the show.
You are whimsical, fun, and appreciate a good salad. You are the strawberry Fanta of life. But you have never touched dirt before. Congrats! come see the show.