It's Sunday and you wake up with and reintroduce yourself to a new sex partner.
You check your phone.
You offer to go to brunch with your sex new partner.
But both agree that brunch is where couples go to drown others in their happiness.
Lying in bed, you debate bathing for nearly 2 hours.
You make yourself a Sunday grocery list.
The woman at Whole Foods asks "Is this all for you?"
It's Sangria With Self Sunday.
Prepare to reject any and all social interaction with the outside world.
Prepare to chop fruit.
Prepare to listen to the soundtrack of Vicky Christina Barcelona.
But you're so artsy!
Look at your orange wedge!
Look at your orange Snuggie!
Look at your Marathon Television choice!
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