3. You check your phone.
You only have 23% because drunk you never plugs sober you’s shit in.
8. You make yourself a Sunday grocery list.
9. The woman at Whole Foods asks “Is this all for you?”
11. Prepare to reject any and all social interaction with the outside world.
15. Look at your orange wedge!
17. Look at your Marathon Television choice!
“I just can’t see past the wallpaper.”
- The US Department of Justice will keep defending Muslims under Donald Trump, top Obama administration officials said Monday.
- The UK prison service is suppressing evidence of corruption among its guards, fueling violence behind bars.
- Facebook, Microsoft, Twitter, and YouTube are teaming up to target and remove terrorist content on their platforms 💻📌
- Nordstrom is selling a stone wrapped in a leather case for $85 and people are…confused ⁉️😂