6 Types Of People Who Absolutely Would Love To Get The Charmin Forever Roll As A Gift

Q: Who is the giant toilet paper roll even for? A: (Find out below)

The holidays are upon us...and with them comes the stress of holiday shopping. But Charmin has rolled out something to help — the Charmin Forever Roll.

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We spend so much time shopping for items that our loved ones will most likely forget about a week into January. Well, the Forever Roll will be serving tushies for weeks to come!

Not only that, but the Charmin Forever Roll is the perfect gift for the following kinds of people:

1. The Bulk Buyer

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The worst thing this person can think of is running out of something and having to go out and get some more. Their place smells like a laundromat because of the industrial amounts of detergent they buy. The Forever Roll will be the one bulk item that doesn't take up an entire room in their home.

2. The College Returner

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Ah, college. That time when you're technically an adult, but unfortunately doing adult stuff distracts you from your studies. This person would very much not like to make an embarrassing trip across the quad with toilet paper in hand, and the gift of a Forever Roll can help save them from that fate.

3. The Uncle

A universal truth is that uncles delight in things that are comically larger than they normally are. (See: big hats, big glasses, big pants.) Yours is sure to get a kick out of the Forever Roll — just be prepared for all the bathroom jokes that will ensue.

4. The Lover of Luxury

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This person understands that "treating" oneself also extends to the quality toiletries. Aesthetically, the Forever Roll will match this person's bathroom, no doubt filled with pillowy white towels and angelic robes.

5. The Zombie Preparer

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Zombies aren't real...yet, but that doesn't stop this person from being proactive. In the face of a hypothetical zombie invasion, this person will be glad to have a few Forever Rolls down in their Forever Bunker. Not only will it last, the two-ply might come in handy after all the canned beans they'll be eating.

6. The Millennial Gift Exchangers

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No doubt your irony-poisoned millennial friends will dig the presence of the Forever Roll at your gift exchange, as it toes the line between a gag gift and an extremely useful gift. Sort of like that studded belt you bought ironically but now wear all the time because it's your best belt.

No matter how the recipient rolls, make sure to get them one that lasts. Enjoy the Go with the Charmin Forever Roll!