Some people say Santa's not real...
He's more of a metaphor...
You grow out of him...
Those fools. We have PROOF the big guy is real.
1. The Ontological Argument
2. The Cosmological Argument
3. The Teleological Argument
4. From Experience
5. From Morality
There you have it. The big guy with the beard is real. Bish. Bash. Bosh. Proof. See you next year old man!
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