Apple design guru Jony Ive's much rumored iOS 7 was unveiled Monday, unleashing a barrage of criticism for its flat, anti-skeumorphic design. Thanks to Sasha Agapov's brilliant Tumblr, now we can see the rest of the world through Ive's beautiful mind.
OK, here's the template:
Ive teaches us to challenge ourselves and push back against convention. Here he is "thinking different" about poop:
Facebook? F L A T T E N E D.
Instagram? Ugh, wicked skeumorphic. Flatten it IMMEDIATELY:
No logo is safe...even Apple:
FLAT AS HELL MALIBU PINTEREST:
George Washington? OUTTA HERE. FLATTENED.
Da Vinci probably thought the world was flat. Why shouldn't Mona Lisa be the same?
And, of course, iOS 7.
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Charlie Warzel is a senior writer for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Warzel reports on and writes about the intersection of tech and culture.
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