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20 Signs You're 28

You were born in the 80's, grew up in the 90's, came of age in the new Millennium, and here you are - what went wrong?

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1. You don't look that cute anymore when you're drunk

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2. Need I say more

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RIP Anna.

3. But you love wine

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Wine wine wine

4. You can't eat anything you want

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WHAT HAPPENED TO MEEEEE

5. Exercise is a little harder than it used to be

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Diamonds are most certainly worth exercise.

6. All people younger than you have no idea about anything

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How could you be born after Y2K and pretend to know a damn thing.

7. You have to work to live

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And no, it isn't always fabulous.

8. So don't F&^% it up

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9. But if you work hard - then.....

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Those dollar bills are all yours baby.

10. You get nostalgic about the most ridiculous things

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11. And lipsynch to songs like this - and dance JUST LIKE THIS

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You remember her before she got all nasty.

12. You can say you danced the Macarena at every family or school function before these guys were even born

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13. You know that the mail only brings one dreaded word: BILLS

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14. You still try this sometimes to see if it works on other devices... it doesn't

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15. You witnessed her go from this:

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16. To this:

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17. But you also know that miracles do come true

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18. You were proud of her yet also wondered whether this would have ever gone down in 1998

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19. But you're strong - you know what's up

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You can take Andy Cohen down no problem.

20. You can tell people shut up - especially those younger than you

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And even some of those hags who are older than you too.

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