1. When 5pm comes around and you start getting excited.
2. When you're all waiting for the one friend who's ALWAYS late.
3. SURPRISE! It was actually you because you couldn't get your stupid eyeliner even.
4. When you're all having so much fun at pres and you contemplate whether to go out at all.
5. When you feel like a total baller at the start of the night.
"COCKTAILS ON ME, LADIES!"