Chocolate MilkMalibuTequilaPinnacleRoséProseccoSvedkaFiiiiiiiirebaaaaallI'd prefer a joint
Doesn't matter, I'll cry regardlessA solid 3 shots5 ?Have yet to experimentDoesn't matter, Imma keep going18 ?I am a tank8I am a mini tank
West Hall, Best Hall!!DELTSAEA professional frat, obvsDoesn't matter, I'll have a good time anywhereBeta ;))Sigma ChiIf there's wine coolers, I'm soldI can't choose
Thurston, tbhMy bed ?I never left ?Delt on a good night, PSK on a bad nightCrying outside fungerOn the mallBeing collected in KoganSAEWho knows, I've run away
3 ?One, but he doesn't go hereI'm not even sure, tbhA few, all from SAE thoHooked up at a frat house, tho not with a frat boyA coupleI'm in a committed relationship with a non frat boyROTC is more my thingYeah I've been brought upstairs
Can't be sure tbh considering I don't know all their namesTrying to trap #2Dropped one just to makeout with anotherThree and two, it's a problemNo thxI don't think so ?Nah, I just repeat fratsI just go for the B'sIN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP
Anything with gluten tbhAnything and everything bc I'm probably crossfadedBen and Jerry'sMOZZ STICKSCrackersChinese Food from GalleryToo busy running to eatIf chickfila were open, that's where I'd beI don't get drunk but if I did it would be something healthy
A dolphin bc of my smooth knees and their big slapping flippersA large breasted chickenA caribou, obvsA cow, to make and eat my own cheeseA flamingoA kappa, bc they eat small children and cucumbers which are basically picklesA parakeetA T-rex, HOoOOOOOoOOoOOSomething black, like a cat
Which West Lady Are You?
You are a true lover of cheese and wine but watch out bc after a glass or two you're gonna get v emo
Stock up on pickles now
Invest in some supportive running shoes
Be the inverse oreo that you are
Have a few shots to become one with your people, or smoke a joint to become one with your universe.
The only one with a chest to rival the obgyn's