The Hocus Pocus Drinking Game To End All Hocus Pocus Drinking Games!

We all know Hocus Pocus is the greatest Halloween movie of all time. The only way to improve the watching experience is by adding friends and alcohol (and popcorn with M&Ms and Candy Corn mixed in, seriously it will change your life)! So sit back, relax and drink every time one of these things happens.

Drink for foreshadowing!

Every time supremely sub-par parenting is displayed...

Sure you can trick-or-treat by yourselves in this new town where no one knows you...

Every time there is a totally nineties moment.

Use your discretion...

Every time kid's humor breaks down your barrier of age and sophistication.

There's no shame in it!

Whenever Max displays virginal hubris.

Whenever Sarah Sanderson has a crush on every boy.

Alternate: whenever Sarah Sanderson has a Carrie Bradshaw moment...

Whenever the Sanderson sisters are confounded by the modern world.

Warn your liver, this happens a LOT...

Conversely, drink every time the Sanderson sisters have knowledge of things they should have been dead for.

Like, I don't know, FIFTIES SONGS?!

Whenever Winifred freaks out on her sisters.

SJP's face in this gif is priceless

Shots for title mentions, Duh!

Finally, drink when this children's movie from twenty years ago moves your cold, jaded heart.

Thackery Binx!