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    14 Of The Weirdest Book Titles

    Publishers around the world at some point all picked up one of these books and thought "yes, this is something I can sell". That alone, should give us pause.

    It's the "Look Inside" that just makes this book seem so very, very filthy!

    And for the crazy cat lady in all of us: "Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make With Your Cat"

    How to avoid cultural tensions in your relationship: Step 1: Don't write or buy a book called "How To Date White Women". Just sayin'.

    Dating for cheapskates

    "This morning I woke up with this burning desire to know about the history of English smocks", said no one ever.

    Answer: Move to the side. PROMETHEUS TAKE NOTE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME.

    What do oral sadists and vegetarians have in common? Keep reading to find out.

    The best seller was shortly followed up by sequels, "How to Track Down a Fugitive," and "How to Tell If Your Lover is Planning to Fake His Own Death".

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    If anyone can tell me what the book is about based on the synopsis, they win a prize:

    "The Music May Have Stopped, but the Party’s Never Over.

    Bar Mitzvah Disco. Everyone's Invited

    Pick up your table card and come be our guest on this journey back to a time when style, music, and lust went hand in hand with a Day-Glo necklace, a pair of Z Cavaricci jeans, and Vuarnet shades. In this parallel universe, tall girls slow-danced with short boys at arm’s length, suburban break-dance pioneers vied with Lionel Richie fanatics for dance-floor space, Aunt Edna came ready to mount an assault on the dessert buffet in her best lime-green polyester pantsuit, and the phrase “the higher the hair, the closer to God” took on a whole new meaning.

    With special appearances from:

    AJ Jacobs, 99 red balloons, Ben Lee, the California Raisins, a well-intentioned Burt Reynolds impersonator, Jessi Klein, Joel Stein, DJ Squeak E. Clean, members of Foreigner (circa the Agent Provocateur tour), Sarah Silverman, OJ Simpson, Noah Tepperberg, Wendy Spero, the cast of Breakin’, Mark Ronson, Steve Fortgang and southern Florida’s number one Bar Mitzvah band

    Bar Mitzvah Disco is an irresistible journey, two parts Fantasy Island to one part Vegas, rife with gorgeous girls, piles of cash, and ungracious thank-you notes presented straight from the source."

    The Humanure Handbook: A Guide to Composting Human Manure

    The stunning follow up to "Crafting With Cat Hair".

    Surely buying the book is the first sign you need help?

    That is true.

    Or "How to Guilt Your Grandchildren Into Spending Time With You".

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