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Which Standard Squad Member Are You?

Which hip n' happenin' Standard Squad member will you be???

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  1. Choose a plant.

  2. What kind of shoes are you?

    birkenstocks
    chacos
    Stan Smiths™
    anything black
    chukka boots
    anything without a heel
  3. What meme are you?

  4. Which city are you REALLY from?

    Portland
    Boston
    several
    all of them
    California?
    Austin
  5. If you were a Zilker dog picture, which Zilker dog picture would you be?

  6. How do you feel about bubble tea?

    what's bubble tea
    pretty good. I dig it
    the bubbles are rly weird but the tea is gr8
    at least 30% of my diet is bubble tea
    great, as long as I get the same thing every time
    super weird, not a fan
  7. What is your favorite activity out of the following?

    solving jigsaw puzzles
    pondering the philosophy of human existence
    looking at memes
    petting your dog
    watching a really good movie
    throwing a frisbee around
  8. Which drink are you?

    water!!! #hydration is #cool
    40% tea, 60% milk and sugar
    coconut la croix
    coffee
    thai tea
    a good beer

Which Standard Squad Member Are You?

You got: Kenny D.

You're a real badass, and you know it too. You get all the babes with your mad jet ski skills, your engineering brains, and most of all, your Stan Smiths.

Kenny D.
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You got: Martha C

You're a babe, and you know it. Your mad viola skillzz bring all the boys to the yard and you're good at multitasking. Basically just a boss ass bitch on every level.

Martha C
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You got: Chole

You haven't quite come to terms with how grumpy you are, but you're working on it. You have a lot of confidence in humanity in general and spend a lot of time with your dog. Approximately 99% of your clothing comes from your sister's closet and Goodwill. Also you like coffee a lot and only seem to have one pair of shoes (#birknation).

Chole
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You got: Corin

You're a master chef and get a lot of places by running (??? impressive but confusing). You're really into coffee and cars and a lot of things that a lot of people (mostly Sophia) don't understand (i.e. chemistry). You're a pretty chill dude and spend a lot of time with Chloe (no one really knows why).

Corin
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You got: Sesha

There seem to be a lot of photos of you looking really sleepy floating around the internet?? You pretty much wear the same 4 t-shirts all the time and say "dude!!" a lot. It's chill though. You like playing frisbee (for some reason) and hang out with a lot of rowers (also questionable).

Sesha
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You got: #spam

You are smelly and phat. You are a dancing bear. Sometimes you serve people alcohol. You have cool hair. You like those Miyazaki movies. You are tall - i.e. you have a lot of height ("she has so much height on her, you know?"). You like Beyonce a lot and drive stick shift.

#spam
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