My now-husband and I had a huge fight in Sainsbury’s once over which tomato ketchup to get - I wanted one that was a pound cheaper than the one he wanted but he was insistent we get the most expensive. That was in front of his dad and he still remembers it to this day. So embarrassing.…Â
When I shaved my hair for charity through work a regular customer offered to do it with me. I thought he was joking at first but we both got it done at the same time in the lobby of our building!
At my graduation, a friend told me that in the video her parents took (from way in the back of the cathedral) that you could clearly hear someone yell out ‘F*CK!’ during the part when the graduates were walking across the stage. That was me. I fell backstage as I was walking on.
My favourite line from the one with the birth is when Susan, Ross and Phoebe are locked in the closet - Ross and Susan are arguing and Phoebe goes ‘this is so great!’ They’re both like wtf are you talking about and she says ‘this baby isn’t even born yet and it already has people…Â
One of my ex friends from an old workplace had a habit that I kept forgiving until someone else pointed out how crappy it was. Say we’d go together to meet friends at a pub, she’d give me a ride, but then go home early and leave me there with no way to get home again. Or she’d offer…Â
‘Why are you wasting my time with this’ said to me by a male doctor who specialised in hearing problems, who I saw for my hearing problems. And before you say it, no, I didn’t mishear him. He made it very clear I was a young woman just seeking attention because I had nothing better…Â
28 Weeks Later isn’t quite as horrifying as the first one, but the scene where Robert Carlyle is running away from the house and you see the people running towards him across the field? Jesus Christ.
Not a scene as such, but the photographs in Savageland. In this fake documentary, everyone in a town on the American-Mexican border is murdered overnight, and one man is pinned for the massacre as he’s the only one who survives. Then it comes out that he took pictures of everything…Â
That the first option you try isn’t your only option. If a pill isn’t working for you, ask your doctor to try a different one. If your IUD is still causing you pain after they said it should stop, Tell Your Doctor. You’ll find the right thing for you in the end.
Also: pills and other…Â
A colleague overheard me talking to someone about being bi, and we had a conservation that went like this-
Colleague: wait. You’re bi? You mean bisexual?
Me: yes I am.
Colleague: but. What?
Me: lol what’s the part that confusing you
Colleague: but you’re married.
Me: yes that’s…Â
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