1. On date night, the couches HAVE EYES:
2. You wake up very early when you spend the night.
3. You get jealous of the cat sometimes…
4. …Until he/she gets jealous of you.
5. You start taking credit for the cat’s good behavior.
And shirking responsibility for the bad. Cat custody is serious business.
6. And the best gift you can think to give him/her is to treat their cats well.
HAPPY V-DAY, EVERYONE!
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