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    Top 5 Reasons Why Thomas The Tank Engine Is Emotionally Troubled

    There's more to that gray, smiling humanoid face than what meets the eye. And it's pretty unsettling.

    Catherine Carroll
    by Catherine Carroll

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    1. He's not above perpetuating societal collapse

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    "I broke the rules, what of it, dickface?"

    2. He has anger issues

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    Thomas is humiliated by a fellow engine (because that's what trains do), in response, Thomas indiscriminately wrecks the other engines. Chaos then ensues on the island, and "no work had been done." Also, this video has over 15 million views.

    3. He's into street harassment

    4. He's rude as hell

    I can't read Greek, but I imagine this probably says: Thomas the Train Wants an Upskirt

    5. He's a total mean girl

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