catlitten

My parents' got a lab named Poppy as their empty nest dog when I moved away to college and my brother moved out. While I had been home for a few days in the summer and met Poppy and she seemed fine with me, when I came home for whole of winter break and I didn't leave after a few… Read More

Rent by Big Freedia, THE Queen Diva.

I sometimes play dead on the floor to see if pets will come to me out of concern. Growing up, our family dog IMMEDIATELY would come over and nudge me. My parents' dog now actively goes to another room if I "collapse". My cat will eventually come over after 3-5 minutes and bite me.… Read More

DC: 1. RESPECT THE CHERRY TREES. They are a gift to us all, and you climbing these 100+ year old trees, ripping off flowers, pulling down branches, treading over exposed roots, and in general being a jerk does actual measurable damage to the trees that lasts for years, making the… Read More

I was able to get last minute tickets to Last Week Tonight - it was Mother's Day and two people couldn't come, so I assume via lottery I got pulled. They called an hour before taping and asked if I wanted them. Heelllllll yes. Called my friend and told her to hoof it down to Midtown… Read More

Oh, it really happened. I was friends from high school with an actor on the show. And I actually planned on never telling the flakey friends at all - a mutual friend who knew brought it up at a party, not knowing these people didn't know. I didn't go blasting it to everyone because… Read More

The Cats trailer. It broke the internet, our eyes, our souls, reduced the will to live, caused mass wailing in the streets, existential crises on Twitter, and real cats everywhere rolled over in disinterest. What more can a trailer ask for than to make 60% of the world go, "ABSOLUTELY… Read More

In college, I was home in central CA for spring break. Some friends from college were in LA and planned a day at Disneyland. We agreed to meet up and have a day at the park. So I got up crack of dawn, drove 4 hours to them - and they blew me off. I spent $$$ to get into the park and… Read More

Us. I was so terrified to see it in theaters, as I don't do horror films...and then I laughed the whole way through. Not just at the actual comedic bits, but at the damn plot and world building. The first three-quarters of the movie are great (although still not that frightening)… Read More

Thinking a good way to celebrate me (ie for a birthday or going-away thing) is to make sure there are activities where I'm forced to be the center of attention. Wonderful you want to celebrate, but pushing me into the middle of a room of people and shouting "speech speech speech"… Read More