So there you are, alone in YOUR bed, ready to have a restful night of sleep.
And then your human shows up.
1. They insist on moving you and taking over your well-deserved warm spot.
2. After they're settled they think that a good "cuddle" is what you want.
3. And once your human's there, it becomes an invitation for other non-invited creatures to join.
4. If the creature is another human, you can say goodbye to roomy bed.
5. At times they have the nerve to take over the whole bed without asking.
6. Worst case scenario, they lock you out and your forced to find an alternative sleeping spot.
7. They're constantly making horrible noises all night.
8. They move all over the bed without acknowledging your presence.
9. After they've ruined your night, they won't even get up to serve your breakfast.
10. And right when you've given up, your human's noise machine suddenly goes off...
...and you're never prepared for it.
But someday, we will be in control of our sleep...
