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LBS: Oh, How We've Grown

you knew this was coming... IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

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  1. Which quote do you most relate to?

    "Newborns are not cute. They're slimy. Slimy little motherfuckers."
    "How are eggs vegetarian? They're just a couple weeks off being meat"
    "We're not bitches when it matters... but we're bitches when it counts"
    "if you're going to coke do it for you, babe"
    "I say this from my heart... I don't want you anywhere near my asshola, JD"
  2. What's your drug of choice?

    what drink is KSig serving tonight?
    literally just weed #blaze
    organic avocados
    facebook events #interested
    codeine!
  3. Which of these sums up one of your parent?

    bitter acapella reject #droppedme
    baddest bitch alive #shalom
    kindest southern woman in the land
    accent too thick, didn't understand a word
    "I smoked weed with my friends recently..."
  4. Who's your boo?

    The second pettiest bitch we know
    *fights against a boy bidding for a single*
    *insert odd noises*
    BooThang *random emojis*
    old grumpy man
  5. Describe your track record sex life?

    BJ on the beach
    Legjob.
    fifth and cuff and chill?
    Beanbag and chill?
    #summerofsin #medstudents
  6. What's your catchphrase?

    shit, man
    goddamnit
    murfmurf!
    YIKES
    cuz he's my boyfriend
  7. What is your spirit dog?

    geddit, [tour] guide dog?
    geddit, [tour] guide dog?
    duh
    duh
    I had to
    I had to
  8. What would you never be seen without?

    #snackqueen
    #snackqueen
  9. You're stranded on a dessert island. What 3 items would you not survive without?

    Water, a functional cellphone, and Jackson (because he's my boyfriend)
    Eyeliner, seltzer, and some devils lettuce
    rope (of course), rosemary olive oil bread, and shawn mendezs new album
    Liz's grandmas dog, some veggies, and a box of cookies from mom #blessed
    Obama cutout, kitchen cleanings products, and the entire boxset of friends seasons 1-10
  10. D'ya like jazz?

    yes
    yes
    yes
    yes
    LIL JOHN

LBS: Oh, How We've Grown

You got: Mina

Check your tinder for a new notification bc Ai Ai Ai you're a spicy lil mina! You're probably thinking "WHERE ARE ALL THE MEATBALLS?" or "WHY IS THIS KITCHEN A MESS?" You know where everything on campus is (out of necessity aye you lil tour guide) and JUST got through with all that pledging... at KSig. <3 #summerofsin #welcum2campus #wristbandqueen

Mina
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You got: Liz

this was your profile pic one time... CONGRATS! You got little lizzy bee! Queen of the food trucks! Your facebook indicates that you probably stole Hermoine's time turner in order to be at all those social events you're "interested in" but you always find time for your special bitches too. aww. You're the queen of the spicy "for the boyf" pic that you send him because... ya know... -he's your boyfriend- and you didn't like the spices on those potatoes and you'll never live that down but that's ok bc much love 4 liz #p!atd2017 #hateschili #proudmurfmom

Liz
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You got: Molpy

You, my good sir, can hang. You're an enigma. One second you're living the middle-aged dream of farmer markets, weenie dogs, and red-headed husbands and the next you're fist pumping in a hot tub to LIL JOHN and MOLPY SMITE. You carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white male and you're saving the planet one chicken nugget at a time. You're the only one who stuck acapella (YGG) and you're probz getting married soon. #murf #vegan3daysaweek #eatscheeseonoffdays

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You got: Kitty

DO YA LIKE JAZZ?? You're a scene girl at heart with a jazzy soul. You can be found Tuesday nights at Panic At the Disco! concerts in 2017 or chilling with your Boo Thang. But at Pint Night or at Molpy's wedding, we all know you'll be wearing that ~classic~ denim jacket. #threewords #fuckmetender #jenkies

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You got: Lil Hano

JDs girlfriend! When you're not living it up in your MoTown super suite #beanbaglife you can be found being a srat star, sippin' raspberry vodka, getting the shit bitten out of your neck and obsessing over some poodle dog race? idk but that dad dog is a dick to his dog son. #ropebunny #fuckmitch #sweetcornmango

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