"Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie."

Cates Holderness • One day ago

"Victor Hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years."

Cates Holderness • 7 days ago

*swirls wine glass* Ah yes, another beautifully bizarre week on Tumblr.

Cates Holderness • 16 days ago

The best of my dashboard, curated just for you.

Cates Holderness • 23 days ago

The Marvel fandom is absolutely losing it right now on Tumblr and it's beautiful.

Cates Holderness • 27 days ago

It's astounding that a group of people can be so funny yet so, so weird.

Cates Holderness • 2 months ago

Thank you, animal side of Tumblr. You're the best.

Cates Holderness • 2 months ago

Classics and new stuff included.

Andy Golder • 4 months ago

It's been AN ENTIRE DECADE since we were introduced to the world's favorite genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.

Cates Holderness • 5 months ago

Peter Parker is NOT on this list because he is a LITERAL CHILD.

Cates Holderness • 6 months ago

People on Wikipedia are fighting about it, so let's fight about it too.

Cates Holderness • 7 months ago

Just rate how you feel about these flowers!

Matthew Perpetua • 7 months ago

Guys, have you ever seen a snub-nosed monkey?!

Cates Holderness • 8 months ago
Cates Holderness • 9 months ago

It was a great year for terrible things. This post is NSFW and NSFL.

Katie Notopoulos • 10 months ago

Listen up, Pawneeans. The time has come to find out which local news anchor you're really like.

Cates Holderness • 10 months ago

All bread is good bread, but some kinds of bread are better than others.

Cates Holderness • 11 months ago

Get baking!

Cates Holderness • 11 months ago

IDGAF about video games but I am OBSESSED with Breath of the Wild.

Cates Holderness • One year ago

"I want Victor to skate into my womb and give me ice children tbh."

Anjali Patel • One year ago