I’ll start: I had a weird dream where Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk was fighting a giant bird in a meadow. The bird definitely won! It was awesome. (Thanks for photoshopping it for me, Chris!)
Clearly this means that the Avengers fandom from tumblr has gained telepathic abilities and is beaming dreams into my head. It also means I spend an absurd amount of time with my pet cockatiel, Pritchard, who is a badass and could totally take down the Hulk.
- Beloved actor Gene Wilder, who starred in classics like "Willy Wonka" and "Blazing Saddles," has died at 83.
- California lawmakers have passed a bill that would require prison time for those convicted of sexually assaulting an unconscious victim.
- Apple will unveil the newest iPhones on September 7. Expect a new dual-camera system and NO headphone jack 📱