I’ll start: I had a weird dream where Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk was fighting a giant bird in a meadow. The bird definitely won! It was awesome. (Thanks for photoshopping it for me, Chris!)
Clearly this means that the Avengers fandom from tumblr has gained telepathic abilities and is beaming dreams into my head. It also means I spend an absurd amount of time with my pet cockatiel, Pritchard, who is a badass and could totally take down the Hulk.
- Scotland's parliament could effectively veto the UK's exit from the European Union, Scottish leader Nicola Sturgeon said.
- Uber documents provided to BuzzFeed News suggest that price cuts don't always raise driver wages 🚗💸
- President Barack Obama declared a major disaster in West Virginia after at least 23 people were killed in flash floods.