I’ll start: I had a weird dream where Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk was fighting a giant bird in a meadow. The bird definitely won! It was awesome. (Thanks for photoshopping it for me, Chris!)
Clearly this means that the Avengers fandom from tumblr has gained telepathic abilities and is beaming dreams into my head. It also means I spend an absurd amount of time with my pet cockatiel, Pritchard, who is a badass and could totally take down the Hulk.
- President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump had their first dance to Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at an inaugural ball 🇺🇸
- On his first day in office President Trump signed an executive order to "minimize the economic burden" of the Affordable Care Act.
- Over 200 people were arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clashed in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- Flights around the country are packed with pink as people stream into the nation's capital for the Women's March on Washington 👭 💖