I’ll start: I had a weird dream where Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk was fighting a giant bird in a meadow. The bird definitely won! It was awesome. (Thanks for photoshopping it for me, Chris!)
Clearly this means that the Avengers fandom from tumblr has gained telepathic abilities and is beaming dreams into my head. It also means I spend an absurd amount of time with my pet cockatiel, Pritchard, who is a badass and could totally take down the Hulk.
- Donald Trump accused former Miss Universe Alicia Machado of being in a sex tape, calling her "disgusting." He's appeared in a softcore porn.