How Would You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse?

The zombie apocalypse is almost upon us, and you only have one item to help you survive. How will you use it?

Here's the deal: the item directly to your right is the only thing you have to help you survive the zombie apocalypse.

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For example, I'd fill this reusable salad bowl with spare brains, then use it as a distraction to get away from the zombies.

So take a picture of whatever is directly to your right, and tell us how you'd use it to survive!