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1. The Portal Solution
Don't listen to Ginny N: the cake is a lie.
2. The Laser Eyes Solution
From bethp11.
3. The Harry Potter Solution
From savannahf
4. The Iron Man Solution
From Rt7272
5. The Tooth Extraction Solution
From littlebittyE
6. The Photoshop Solution
Very clever, amgreenberg
7. The Mario Solution
From Sammie Crowley
8. The Four-Step Solution
From chris
9. The Excavation Solution
From marys27
10. The Painful Yet Effective Solution
From mo092, who chose to ignore the "deadly" part of "deadly spikes."
11. The Grenade Solution
From stephanier41
12. The Starfish Solution
From cnrduffy, who took a hint from starfish, which eat by ejecting their stomachs outside of their bodies.
13. The Flamethrower Solution
I question the physics of zrahim's solution, but the concept of "liquidised cake" is intriguing.
14. The Absurdist Magic Potato Solution
From turtlefeed
15. The "Screw It, Who Needs Cake?" Solution
From MisterMagoo
16. The Vacuum Solution
From LaucoCo
17. The Old-School Mario Solution
From finicle
18. The Mortal Kombat Solution
From Swantanomo Bay
19. The "It's A Trap So I'm Not Going To Eat It" Solution
From DoorHandler
20. The Third Wall Solution
From ciarar, with the caption "You are all idiots if you didn't think about the third wall."
21. The Willy Wonka Solution
From connors3
22. The Doctor Who Solution
From speakingofwitch
23. The "Deadly Spikes Have Feelings, Too" Solution
From murexmuris
24. The Diamond Rocket Suit Solution
From Tek
25. The Richie Rich Solution
From tomthealiencat with the caption "The “Richie Rich” treatment, looking down from above."
26. The Eraser Solution
From bobbyc10. Simple, yet effective.
27. The Emotionally Manipulative Solution
From mikeys3
28. The Dig Dug Solution
A very creative solution from RogueAl
29. The Armored Vehicle Solution
From antibalistkmisel
30. The Dwight Schrute Solution
From zachs12
