2. In review, bring a thoughtful (read: not crappy) gift!
3. Don’t be rude, stay off that cell phone!
4. And last but not least, don’t drink too much!
5. Because, really, who wants to be this guy?
- Huma Abedin, a top aide to Hillary Clinton, is separating from Anthony Weiner after his latest sexting revelation.
- Hidden from public view, there's a parallel legal universe that empowers corporations to bend countries to their will, an investigation reveals.
- Apple will unveil the newest iPhones on September 7. Expect a new dual-camera system and NO headphone jack 📱