What Your Mum Says Vs What She Actually Means

"I thought you might like these jeans."

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5. "I just need to run in and exchange this shirt."


What she actually means: "I need to exchange this shirt, but then find a replacement, and I probably didn't bring the receipt, so this is actually going to take like, an hour. Oh wait, is there a sale on? Need to look at that too. Soz."

23. "Everything is going to be fine. Call me if you need anything."

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What she actually means. "Everything is going to be fine. I also know that when you call me you're going to ask for money."