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Twitter Has Intense Fangirl Meltdown Over Beyoncé's Surprise New Album

Beyoncé dropped a new album and nobody expected it to happen. The internet obviously exploded.

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As the world has been waiting quite a long time for new Beyoncé music, Twitter had to breathe in a bag when everyone realizd that not only are there 17 new songs, but 14 new videos to worship.

literally freakiiiiing out!!!!! OMG BEYONCE.

Mel H.

@thestoryofMEL

literally freakiiiiing out!!!!! OMG BEYONCE.

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beyonce just dropped an album out of no where? that's the QUEEN

Bahja Rodriguez :)

@Beauty_OMG

beyonce just dropped an album out of no where? that's the QUEEN 🙌😩👑

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SCREAMING YAAAAASSSSSS AS I LISTEN TO "Blow" OMG MY LIFE BITCH YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS @Beyonce

Blueberry SpiceHead

@OhUThirstyHuh

SCREAMING YAAAAASSSSSS AS I LISTEN TO "Blow" OMG MY LIFE BITCH YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS @Beyonce

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BEYONCÉ FUCKING COLLABORATED WITH HER BABY. I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR BLUE IVY SLAYING THIS EARLY.

Alex Goldschmidt

@alexandergold

BEYONCÉ FUCKING COLLABORATED WITH HER BABY. I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR BLUE IVY SLAYING THIS EARLY.

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Let it sink in that 2-year-old Blue Ivy Carter already has a verse on a Beyonce song, once again proving she is more powerful than us all.

Laurence Turner

@afroman76

Let it sink in that 2-year-old Blue Ivy Carter already has a verse on a Beyonce song, once again proving she is more powerful than us all.

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AWWWWWWW OMFG BLUE IVY'S PART OHHHH SO CUTE OHHH

Rick Grimes

@BatmansHooker

AWWWWWWW OMFG BLUE IVY'S PART OHHHH SO CUTE OHHH

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I mean 'Blue ft. Blue Ivy' - is this real life?! #beyonce

Ryan Love

@RyanJL

I mean 'Blue ft. Blue Ivy' - is this real life?! #beyonce

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Blue Ivy out here shittin' on y'all infants

Juh-Rale

@ohrelly_

Blue Ivy out here shittin' on y'all infants

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It caused some to question what they've been doing with their lives.

I can barely make my bed in the morning. @beyonce is on a world tour and puts out an album and a shit ton of videos. what am i doing?

Franchesca Ramsey

@chescaleigh

I can barely make my bed in the morning. @beyonce is on a world tour and puts out an album and a shit ton of videos. what am i doing?

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Beyoncé made more money in the past hour than I have in my whole life.

Alison G Vingiano

@alivingiano

Beyoncé made more money in the past hour than I have in my whole life.

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For others, listening to Bey's new music was a religious experience.

if you play the new beyonce album backwards you will hear a message from jesus himself

Amanda Lucci

@alucci

if you play the new beyonce album backwards you will hear a message from jesus himself

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I don't want to sound like a crazy stan, but listening to Beyonce's new album is why we were put on this earth

Jarett Wieselman

@JarettSays

I don't want to sound like a crazy stan, but listening to Beyonce's new album is why we were put on this earth

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I literally can't remember my life before Beyoncé and I don't ever want to imagine a world after. Is this what religion feels like?

Rega Jha

@regajha

I literally can't remember my life before Beyoncé and I don't ever want to imagine a world after. Is this what religion feels like?

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I'd like to thank not only God but also Jesus for letting Beyonce his only daughter come down to earth

Medusalith Amaquelin

@GOODNESSaidan

I'd like to thank not only God but also Jesus for letting Beyonce his only daughter come down to earth

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And it became clear that Beyoncé is the internet's overlord.

If Beyoncé told you to kill 3 people, what kind of weapon would you use?

LIFE WITH JEANNIE

@JeanGreasy

If Beyoncé told you to kill 3 people, what kind of weapon would you use?

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Of course, many thought Bey's surprise was the ultimate way of throwing shade at her "competition."

'"Stripped of gimmicks, teasers and marketing campaigns, this project is truly about art before hype." - Beyonce." omg the gaga shade

van der woodsen

@drugproblem

'"Stripped of gimmicks, teasers and marketing campaigns, this project is truly about art before hype." - Beyonce." omg the gaga shade

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It's like Beyonce let all the other females drop their records and then was like "Okay. Are y'all done now?"

Kingsley

@kingsleyyy

It's like Beyonce let all the other females drop their records and then was like "Okay. Are y'all done now?"

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Beyoncé just shitted on everyone's career without any warning

Martine

@mvrtine

Beyoncé just shitted on everyone's career without any warning 💁

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Bet Gaga's like, 'you clever, clever bitch' #Beyonce

Stephen Leng

@steveleng

Bet Gaga's like, 'you clever, clever bitch' #Beyonce

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Somewhere, deep in her egg, Lady Gaga is placing a call to Olivia Pope.

Joan of Snark

@chocobohomo

Somewhere, deep in her egg, Lady Gaga is placing a call to Olivia Pope.

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Stop comparing every album with ARTPOP. Stop comparing Beyonce's new album with ARTPOP. Gaga and Beyonce are two different artists. OMFG

Simon â€

 

@HeyItsMeSimon

Stop comparing every album with ARTPOP. Stop comparing Beyonce's new album with ARTPOP. Gaga and Beyonce are two different artists. OMFG

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Some harsh truths were also revealed.

beyonce just fucked over all of your 2013 listicles

Tavi Gevinson

@tavitulle

beyonce just fucked over all of your 2013 listicles

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But it was really important for everyone to know that the album drop was NOT A DRILL.

This is not a drill. I repeat, @Beyonce's 5th album is out on iTunes. IN FULL. Beyoncé is all like .....

James Harness

@JamesHarness

This is not a drill. I repeat, @Beyonce's 5th album is out on iTunes. IN FULL. Beyoncé is all like .....

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BEYONCÉ JUST DROPPED AN ENTIRE ALBUM ON @ITUNESMUSIC. NOT A DRILL. https://t.co/fo62Z5FFXv

Bradley Stern

@MuuMuse

BEYONCÉ JUST DROPPED AN ENTIRE ALBUM ON @ITUNESMUSIC. NOT A DRILL. https://t.co/fo62Z5FFXv

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL: @Beyonce has released a brand new album http://t.co/KTET7RXqJS

CELEBUZZ

@CELEBUZZ

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: @Beyonce has released a brand new album http://t.co/KTET7RXqJS

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This is not a drill! @beyonce's new album is on iTunes now!! http://t.co/JEGyE1ERrW

idolator dot com

@idolator

This is not a drill! @beyonce's new album is on iTunes now!! http://t.co/JEGyE1ERrW

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BEYONCE HAS JUST RELEASED A NEW SECRET ALBUM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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@ShowbizSECRETS

BEYONCE HAS JUST RELEASED A NEW SECRET ALBUM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BEYONCÉ JUST SURPRISED THE WORLD WITH A NEW ALBUM.

M.J.C.

@michaeljchr

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BEYONCÉ JUST SURPRISED THE WORLD WITH A NEW ALBUM.

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BEYONCÉ JUST RELEASED HER FIFTH ALBUM EVERYBODY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Matt Bellassai

@MattBellassai

BEYONCÉ JUST RELEASED HER FIFTH ALBUM EVERYBODY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BEYONCE RELEASED HER NEW SELF-TITLED ALBUM!!!! http://t.co/vzd3lD4gNI

Just Jared

@JaredEng

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BEYONCE RELEASED HER NEW SELF-TITLED ALBUM!!!! http://t.co/vzd3lD4gNI

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Beyoncé's new album was just released on iTunes. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE.

NYU Local

@NYULocal

Beyoncé's new album was just released on iTunes. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE.

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Just, OMFG!

Beyoncé OMFG I CANT BREATH THE QUEEN OF ALL QUEENS FINALLY RELEASED NEW MUSIC SOMEONE HOLD ME AGQINSJEDO

Teala Dunn

@TTLYTEALA

Beyoncé OMFG I CANT BREATH THE QUEEN OF ALL QUEENS FINALLY RELEASED NEW MUSIC SOMEONE HOLD ME AGQINSJEDO

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inactive af

@NiallsPits

BEYONCE IS SO DAMN SMART OMFG

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GURL BEYONCE BE RAPPING IN HAUNTED OMFG >>>>>>>>>>

Simon â€

 

@HeyItsMeSimon

GURL BEYONCE BE RAPPING IN HAUNTED OMFG >>>>>>>>>>

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I mean like, DYING!

OMFG Beyoncé is killing it in every vid I'm dying

u already kno

@cilantro_hoe

OMFG Beyoncé is killing it in every vid I'm dying

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BEYONCE RELEASES A FULL 32 TRACK SELF TITLED ALBUM ONLY PROMO WAS A PIC OF FRIED CHICKEN ON HER TUMBLR I AM DYING

BEENYONCE

@BOYTWEETSWORLDX

BEYONCE RELEASES A FULL 32 TRACK SELF TITLED ALBUM ONLY PROMO WAS A PIC OF FRIED CHICKEN ON HER TUMBLR I AM DYING

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WOW BEYONCE KILLIN THE GAME. HOW. WITH THESE VIDEOS....IN THE ALBUM IM DYING.

OG KUSHY NONSTOP

@chippy_nonstop

WOW BEYONCE KILLIN THE GAME. HOW. WITH THESE VIDEOS....IN THE ALBUM IM DYING.

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#DYING

cANONnball

@msleamicheIee

Mine #Beyonce #Drake #dying

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I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING

demetria lovato

@ddlovato

I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING

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#BEYONCE #QueenBey #IWANTTOBEHER #OBSESSED #DrunkInLove #DYING #LessonsBeyonceTaughtMe #everything

Lo

@sweet_n_lo2

#BEYONCE #QueenBey #IWANTTOBEHER #OBSESSED #DrunkInLove #DYING #LessonsBeyonceTaughtMe #everything

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“@ddlovato: I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING

Taneisha Facey

@TaneishaFacey

“@ddlovato: I'm literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE... The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS.... #NOJOKE #DYING

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Beyoncé HOLY SHIT,YOU ***^#$^#@^ \ #DYING

Lola‏

@Lolax_styles

Beyoncé HOLY SHIT,YOU ***^#$^#@^ \

#DYING

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Beyonce calls Jay Z Daddy #dying

Shar

@5harsss

Beyonce calls Jay Z Daddy #dying

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OMG @Beyonce #surprisesurprise #newalbum #dying #BEYONCE #onrepeat #genius

Cartier Lee

@OfficialCartier

OMG @Beyonce #surprisesurprise #newalbum #dying #BEYONCE #onrepeat #genius

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But, alas, not everyone is a fan.

Beyonce, lord of the rings, bacon, cats--what do these things have in common? All overrated on the internet

noah fence

@noahtavlin

Beyonce, lord of the rings, bacon, cats--what do these things have in common? All overrated on the internet

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Beyonce is one of the most overrated artists ever.

fuck bianca

@biancabullets

Beyonce is one of the most overrated artists ever.

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I really don't listen to Beyoncé like that so i don't care.

Crystal

@CrystalBosset

I really don't listen to Beyoncé like that so i don't care.

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DEADSIED

@RedWolfEntity

I don't like beyonce

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Beyoncé. I don't have anything else to add, I just like to keep NASA relevant. Go science.

SarcasticRover

@SarcasticRover

Beyoncé.

I don't have anything else to add, I just like to keep NASA relevant. Go science.

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Although it doesn't matter, she has plenty of famous fans out there.

Sexiest woman ON THE PLANET... and WHO DIRECTED THESE VIDEOS?!!? #OBSESSED #BEYONCE #imightbeobsessedwithher #IWANTTOBEHER

demetria lovato

@ddlovato

Sexiest woman ON THE PLANET... and WHO DIRECTED THESE VIDEOS?!!? #OBSESSED #BEYONCE #imightbeobsessedwithher #IWANTTOBEHER

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So my sister is a fucking G. Beyoncé , the visual album out now.

solange knowles

@solangeknowles

So my sister is a fucking G.

Beyoncé , the visual album out now.

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i just bought a new Beyonce album at two in the morning. is that weird?

Mark Ronson

@iamMarkRonson

i just bought a new Beyonce album at two in the morning. is that weird?

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Y'all alright? #theslayage #beyonce #nitenite

Michelle Williams

@RealMichelleW

Y'all alright? #theslayage #beyonce #nitenite

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This #Beyonce album is everything. Can I be her? #PrettyHurts

Sarah Hyland

@Sarah_Hyland

This #Beyonce album is everything. Can I be her? #PrettyHurts

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Imagine how hyped I am about @beyonce dropping her album!!! sooooo many tunes

Rochelle Humes

@RochelleTheSats

Imagine how hyped I am about @beyonce dropping her album!!! 🎉😁💃 sooooo many tunes

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my girl @beyonce just changed d game !! RT @whoopthis: Beyoncé b craaaayze... #getcultured http://t.co/fuW4kZ2BKv

Snoop Dogg

@SnoopDogg

my girl @beyonce just changed d game !! RT @whoopthis: Beyoncé b craaaayze... #getcultured http://t.co/fuW4kZ2BKv

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But, ultimately, Twitter is the happiest it's been in DAYS. Thank you, Beyoncé, for giving Twitter life.

The face Beyoncé makes when she first utters BOW DOWN is giving me so much life

Heben Nigatu

@heavenrants

The face Beyoncé makes when she first utters BOW DOWN is giving me so much life

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Cancel the Grammys!!!!!! Beyonce already won life!

Jason Waterfalls

@mrLdavis

Cancel the Grammys!!!!!! Beyonce already won life!

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WHY IS BEYONCE SO AMAZING?!?!?!?1 IS SHE EVEN REAL LIFE?!?!!?

Alexandra Pringle

@AlexandraK_P

WHY IS BEYONCE SO AMAZING?!?!?!?1 IS SHE EVEN REAL LIFE?!?!!?

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HOLY SHIT BEYONCÉ JUST RELEASED HER NEW ALBUM OH MY GOD I AM CRYING WHAT IS LIFE WHAT IS AIR OH MY GOD.

Sebastián

@sassy_sebby

HOLY SHIT BEYONCÉ JUST RELEASED HER NEW ALBUM OH MY GOD I AM CRYING WHAT IS LIFE WHAT IS AIR OH MY GOD.

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i have no idea what to do with my life at the moment! Beyonce is LIFE

Bella Caven

@bellacaven

i have no idea what to do with my life at the moment! Beyonce is LIFE

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