2. As the world has been waiting quite a long time for new Beyoncé music, Twitter had to breathe in a bag when everyone realizd that not only are there 17 new songs, but 14 new videos to worship.
literally freakiiiiing out!!!!! OMG BEYONCE.
Bahja Rodriguez :)
beyonce just dropped an album out of no where? that’s the QUEEN í ½í¹Œí ½í¸©í ½í±‘
SCREAMING YAAAAASSSSSS AS I LISTEN TO “Blow” OMG MY LIFE BITCH YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS @Beyonce
5. She collaborated with her baby, which no one could handle.
BEYONCÃ‰ FUCKING COLLABORATED WITH HER BABY. I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR BLUE IVY SLAYING THIS EARLY.
Let it sink in that 2-year-old Blue Ivy Carter already has a verse on a Beyonce song, once again proving she is more powerful than us all.
AWWWWWWW OMFG BLUE IVY’S PART OHHHH SO CUTE OHHH
I mean ‘Blue ft. Blue Ivy’ - is this real life?! #beyonce
Blue Ivy out here shittin’ on y’all infants
11. It caused some to question what they’ve been doing with their lives.
I can barely make my bed in the morning. @beyonce is on a world tour and puts out an album and a shit ton of videos. what am i doing?
Alison G Vingiano
BeyoncÃ© made more money in the past hour than I have in my whole life.
13. For others, listening to Bey’s new music was a religious experience.
if you play the new beyonce album backwards you will hear a message from jesus himself
I don’t want to sound like a crazy stan, but listening to Beyonce’s new album is why we were put on this earth
I literally can’t remember my life before BeyoncÃ© and I don’t ever want to imagine a world after. Is this what religion feels like?
I’d like to thank not only God but also Jesus for letting Beyonce his only daughter come down to earth
17. And it became clear that Beyoncé is the internet’s overlord.
LIFE WITH JEANNIE
If BeyoncÃ© told you to kill 3 people, what kind of weapon would you use?
18. Of course, many thought Bey’s surprise was the ultimate way of throwing shade at her “competition.”
van der woodsen
‘“Stripped of gimmicks, teasers and marketing campaigns, this project is truly about art before hype.” - Beyonce.” omg the gaga shade
It’s like Beyonce let all the other females drop their records and then was like “Okay. Are y’all done now?”
BeyoncÃ© just shitted on everyone’s career without any warning í ½í²
Bet Gaga’s like, ‘you clever, clever bitch’ #Beyonce
Joan of Snark
Somewhere, deep in her egg, Lady Gaga is placing a call to Olivia Pope.
Stop comparing every album with ARTPOP. Stop comparing Beyonce’s new album with ARTPOP. Gaga and Beyonce are two different artists. OMFG
24. Some harsh truths were also revealed.
beyonce just fucked over all of your 2013 listicles
25. But it was really important for everyone to know that the album drop was NOT A DRILL.
This is not a drill. I repeat, @Beyonce’s 5th album is out on iTunes. IN FULL. BeyoncÃ© is all like …..
BEYONCÃ‰ JUST DROPPED AN ENTIRE ALBUM ON @ITUNESMUSIC. NOT A DRILL. https://t.co/fo62Z5FFXv
THIS IS NOT A DRILL: @Beyonce has released a brand new album http://t.co/KTET7RXqJS
idolator dot com
This is not a drill! @beyonce’s new album is on iTunes now!! http://t.co/JEGyE1ERrW
BEYONCE HAS JUST RELEASED A NEW SECRET ALBUM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BEYONCÃ‰ JUST SURPRISED THE WORLD WITH A NEW ALBUM.
BEYONCÃ‰ JUST RELEASED HER FIFTH ALBUM EVERYBODY THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BEYONCE RELEASED HER NEW SELF-TITLED ALBUM!!!! http://t.co/vzd3lD4gNI
BeyoncÃ©’s new album was just released on iTunes. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE.
34. Just, OMFG!
BeyoncÃ© OMFG I CANT BREATH THE QUEEN OF ALL QUEENS FINALLY RELEASED NEW MUSIC SOMEONE HOLD ME AGQINSJEDO
BEYONCE IS SO DAMN SMART OMFG
GURL BEYONCE BE RAPPING IN HAUNTED OMFG >>>>>>>>>>
37. I mean like, DYING!
u already kno
OMFG BeyoncÃ© is killing it in every vid I’m dying
BEYONCE RELEASES A FULL 32 TRACK SELF TITLED ALBUM ONLY PROMO WAS A PIC OF FRIED CHICKEN ON HER TUMBLR I AM DYING
OG KUSHY NONSTOP
WOW BEYONCE KILLIN THE GAME. HOW. WITH THESE VIDEOS….IN THE ALBUM IM DYING.
Mine #Beyonce #Drake #dying
I’m literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE… The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS…. #NOJOKE #DYING
#BEYONCE #QueenBey #IWANTTOBEHER #OBSESSED #DrunkInLove #DYING #LessonsBeyonceTaughtMe #everything
â€œ@ddlovato: I’m literally FUH-REAKING OUT over this new #BEYONCE… The music vids?!!?! I CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH FIERENESS…. #NOJOKE #DYING
BeyoncÃ© HOLY SHIT,YOU ***^#$^#@^ \ #DYING
Beyonce calls Jay Z Daddy #dying
OMG @Beyonce #surprisesurprise #newalbum #dying #BEYONCE #onrepeat #genius
47. But, alas, not everyone is a fan.
Beyonce, lord of the rings, bacon, cats—what do these things have in common? All overrated on the internet
Beyonce is one of the most overrated artists ever.
I really don’t listen to BeyoncÃ© like that so i don’t care.
BeyoncÃ©. I don’t have anything else to add, I just like to keep NASA relevant. Go science.
52. Although it doesn’t matter, she has plenty of famous fans out there.
Sexiest woman ON THE PLANET… and WHO DIRECTED THESE VIDEOS?!!? #OBSESSED #BEYONCE #imightbeobsessedwithher #IWANTTOBEHER
So my sister is a fucking G. BeyoncÃ© , the visual album out now.
i just bought a new Beyonce album at two in the morning. is that weird?
Y’all alright? #theslayage #beyonce #nitenite
This #Beyonce album is everything. Can I be her? #PrettyHurts
Imagine how hyped I am about @beyonce dropping her album!!! í ¼í¾‰í ½í¸í ½í²ƒ sooooo many tunes
my girl @beyonce just changed d game !! RT @whoopthis: BeyoncÃ© b craaaayze… #getcultured http://t.co/fuW4kZ2BKv
60. But, ultimately, Twitter is the happiest it’s been in DAYS. Thank you, Beyoncé, for giving Twitter life.
The face BeyoncÃ© makes when she first utters BOW DOWN is giving me so much life
Cancel the Grammys!!!!!! Beyonce already won life!
WHY IS BEYONCE SO AMAZING?!?!?!?1 IS SHE EVEN REAL LIFE?!?!!?
HOLY SHIT BEYONCÃ‰ JUST RELEASED HER NEW ALBUM OH MY GOD I AM CRYING WHAT IS LIFE WHAT IS AIR OH MY GOD.
i have no idea what to do with my life at the moment! Beyonce is LIFE
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