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21 Faces Every Barista Will Instantly Recognise

"I want a small, skinny, sugar-free vanilla, decaf latte... and then a chocolate doughnut." *eyes roll forever*

1. The "This Customer Is On Their Phone And Just Told Me To 'Hold On'" Face

2. The "Somebody Just Asked For Extra, Extra Caramel" Face

"You disgust me on so many levels."

3. The "Oh So You Just Want To Order An Ice Water?" Face

4. The "Oh Good You've Brought Your Complicated Drink Back To Tell Me I've Made It Wrong" Face

5. The "This Still Doesn't Taste Right, Could Someone Else Make My Drink?" Face

6. The "Customer Is Over-Pronouncing The Italian Name For This Drink" Face

7. The "Customer's Kids Are Destroying Everything In Sight While Their Mums Have A Chat" Face


8. The "Can I Have It Steamed To Exactly 142 Degrees?" Face

9. The "A Customer Just Pointed To Which Exact Cookie They Want In the Pastry Case" Face

You'll have whichever cookie is most convenient for me to reach, you monster.

10. The "Gross Customer Thinks It's Appropriate To Hit On Me At Work" Face

11. The "Can You Please Stop Fucking Watching Me Make Your Drink" Face

12. The "You've Just Reached Over To Grab A Lid With Your Disgusting Hands" Face

"It's fine, I'm sure most people won't mind getting the flu."

13. The "Don't Get Excited I Asked For Your Name, It's Literally My Job" Face

14. The "Can You Make My Drink Faster? I'm Parked Illegally!" Face

15. The "What Time Is Your Shift Over?" Face

16. The "Customer Interrupting My Cigarette Break To Try And Talk To Me Like We're Friends" Face

17. The "Working At The Weekends FML" Face

18. The "Waking Up At 4am Just To Make People Their Fucking Coffee" Face

19. The "Why Do I Still Smell Like Espresso And Burnt Toast Even Though I've Showered?!" Face

20. The "OMFG I'm Off On Holiday And Won't Have To Make Coffee For 2 Weeks!" Face

21. The "I Can't Believe Someone Just Asked Me To Make Their Coffee For Them When I'm On Holiday" Face