1. When you tell people you're getting married, their face looks like this.
2. Everyone assumes you're pregnant.
3. If you're moving from another country to be with your future spouse, people assume you're just after a visa.
4. They also assume you might be a virgin in a bit of a rush to get laid.

5. They also assume you eloped, rather than having a wedding.
6. And that you rushed into things.
7. And got married against your parents' will.
8. (Despite your parents actually being very happy for you.)
9. Or that your controlling parents somehow pushed you into marriage.

10. Because you're young, people assume you don't understand and appreciate the seriousness of gettin' hitched.
11. But then everyone suddenly starts asking when you're going to have kids.

"Wait I thought I was too young but now you're asking me if I'm ready for children?!"
12. And you're like, "Dude, I'm 22."
13. Which also means you can use the great excuse of: "Well, my eggs should be good for another 15 years or so, so we have time. THANKS FOR ASKING."
