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32 Signs You're Obsessed With Your Nutribullet

"Isn't it just a blender?" NO IT IS NOT.

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1. The day that your Nutribullet arrived was the day that everything changed.

"I'm going to blend the shit out of everything, and it's going to mean something."

2. Somehow, smoothies like this feel as though they have changed your damn life.

3. And suddenly, your Nutribullet has become your religion.

4. Your morning routine now looks like this.

Add. Spill. Swear. Blend. Sing. Drink. The end. #nutribullet #kale #spinach #strawberries #greekyogurt

5. Your phone is full of photos like this.

6. Your average snack is something like this.

7. And this is basically what your kitchen looks like.

8. Complete with SUPPLEMENTS.

Like, who even are you?

9. This happens on the regular.

When they said the #nutribullet would change my life I didn't think it meant washing the kitchen walls before work

10. You've had this happen to one of your bags.

"Oh, it's so simple really, just like Gwyneth I always pop a green smoothie in my gym bag"

RIP that smoothie.

11. And to your car.

My green kale smoothie spilled EVERYWHERE this am. #An absolute catastrophe.

12. And on the train.

Just spilled my entire large smoothie on the floor of the train. #mondays

13. This noise brings you great joy.

It is the soundtrack to your life.

14. When you mention the Nutribullet online, people want to talk to you about it, and how it changed their life.

@CateSevilla @NutribulletUk it changed my dad's life

Or their dad's life.

15. And you love it when people post their recipes.

1 banana, handful spinach, 1 green apple, 1/2 an avocado, 1/2 a peeled orange, 1/2 lime squeezed + water to line. Best @thenutribullet yet!

Yaaaasss tell me more!

16. Your weekly shop makes you feel smug AF.

"Oh, these? These are for my smoothies. That I make. With my Nutribullet."

17. You live in fear of the Max line.

Who are these people who fill to the top? WHO?

18. Sometimes you like to treat yourself and have it in a fancy glass.

"It's almost like I'm drinking a margarita! Made of spinach! And kale! And no tequila!"

19. You no longer see fruits and vegetables like a normal person. You see fruit and vegetables and immediately think, "Oh! I could blend that!"

20. "Oooh I could use those to blend with."

21. "Is that too gross to blend? It's not, is it? It's not. I'll blend it."

22. "Gonna blend the shit out these, too."

23. You have basically turned into Tom from Blendtec.

Except with food. And a Nutribullet.
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Except with food. And a Nutribullet.

24. Your face whenever anyone asks, "But isn't it just a blender?"


Um, no. It's not.

As the makers of the Nutribullet have explained, you're extracting the nutrients from the food you blend, and "breaking down and pulverising stems, seeds and skins where some of the usually neglected essential nutrition lies." Makes sense? OK cool.

25. Because you don't just make smoothies. You can make soup.


30. The people in your office don't quite understand why you keep showing up with cups of green sludge.

My new hobby is horrifying my colleagues with the colour of my morning smoothies.

31. Or sometimes brown sludge.

32. Or sometimes a frozen poopsicle. 💩


But you'll never stop. NutriBullet is life.

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Never stop blending.

Thumbnail images via Jennifer Paterson / NatrualMisfitVirgo