32 Signs You're Obsessed With Your Nutribullet
"Isn't it just a blender?" NO IT IS NOT.
The day that your Nutribullet arrived was the day that everything changed.
Somehow, smoothies like this feel as though they have changed your damn life.
And suddenly, your Nutribullet has become your religion.
Your phone is full of photos like this.
Your average snack is something like this.
And this is basically what your kitchen looks like.
Complete with SUPPLEMENTS.
This noise brings you great joy.
Your weekly shop makes you feel smug AF.
You live in fear of the Max line.
Sometimes you like to treat yourself and have it in a fancy glass.
You no longer see fruits and vegetables like a normal person. You see fruit and vegetables and immediately think, "Oh! I could blend that!"
"Oooh I could use those to blend with."
"Is that too gross to blend? It's not, is it? It's not. I'll blend it."
"Gonna blend the shit out these, too."
You have basically turned into Tom from Blendtec.
Your face whenever anyone asks, "But isn't it just a blender?"
Because you don't just make smoothies. You can make soup.
And banana ice cream!
EVEN NIALL FROM ONE DIRECTION LOVES IT.
Or sometimes brown sludge.
Or sometimes a frozen poopsicle. 💩
But you'll never stop. NutriBullet is life.
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