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Only A True Fan Of "The Office" Can Get 100% On This "Who Said It" Quiz

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  1. “Michael always says 'K-I-S-S. Keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice. Hurts my feelings every time."

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    Dwight Schrute said this!

    From: Season 3 Episode 5, "Initiation"

    Via NBC
  2. “If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What have I been working towards?”

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    Creed Bratton said this!

    From: Season 6, Episode 1, "Gossip"

    Via NBC
  3. “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”

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    Michael Scott said this!

    From: Season 4, Episode 7/8, "Money"

    Via NBC
  4. “If I don't have some cake soon, I might die."

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    Stanley Hudson said this!

    From: Season 4, Episode 11, "Survivor Man"

    Leslie David Baker as Stanley Hudson in the show
    Via NBC
  5. “Well happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party's so lame."

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    Michael Scott said this!

    From: Season 2 Episode 10, "Christmas Party"

    Via NBC
  6. “I hooked up with her on February 13th."

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    Ryan Howard said this!

    From: Season 2 Episode 16, "Valentine's Day"

    Via NBC
  7. “I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.”

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    Kelly Kapoor said this!

    From: Season 2, Episode 19, "Michael's Birthday"

    Via NBC
  8. “Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship."

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    Andy Bernard said this!

    From: Season 3, Episode 14, "The Return"

    Via NBC
  9. “The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit.”

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    Angela Martin said this!

    From: Season 4, Episode 13, "Dinner Party"

    Via NBC
  10. “Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."

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    Jim Halpert said this!

    From: Season 3, Episode 21, "Product Recall"

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  11. “I have very little patience for stupidity."

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    Kevin Malone said this!

    From: Season 7 Episode 17, "Todd Packer"

    Via NBC
  12. “I'm glad Michael's getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he's stupid.”

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    Phyllis Smith said this!

    From: Season 7, Episode 2, "Counseling"

    Via NBC
  13. “Hey everybody, he's not in the men's room. Although the seat was warm, so we may have just missed him."

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    Meredith Palmer said this!

    From: Season 6, Episode 9, "Double Date"

    Via NBC
  14. “The hospital will provide dictionaries, bring a thesaurus.”

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    Oscar Martinez said this!

    From: Season 6, Episode 17, "The Delivery: Part 1"

    Via NBC
  15. “I've never been lucky. And I'm not talking about the lottery, I'm talking about stuff like developing a soy allergy at 35. Who gets a soy allergy at thirty-five? And why is soy in everything?”

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    Darryl Philbin said this!

    From: Season 8, Episode 3, "Lotto"

    Via NBC
  16. “And then my last job was at a Taco Bell Express. But then it became a full-time Taco Bell and... I don't know. I couldn't keep up."

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    Erin Hannon said this!

    From: Season 6, Episode 22, "Secretary's Day"

    Via NBC
  17. “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”

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    Michael Scott said this!

    From: Season 5, Episode 14/15, "Stress Relief"

    Via NBC
  18. “There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?”

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    Pam Beesly said this!

    From: Season 9, Episode 25, "Finale"

    Via NBC
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