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    10 Hot Girl Summer Haiku To Make Your Summer Extra Hot

    Let's get live with the 5-7-5 just like we did in middle school except now with 1000% more syllables about our thighs or whatever.

    1.

    thick thighs may save live but you haven't seen mine yet. we will ruin you.

    2.

    Twisted Tea buzzing, Stumble into the bathroom, leave with new best friends.

    3.

    dating older men is fun until he texts you shit like "good evening"

    4.

    We are no longer, giving our time to boys who, have that TikTok hair

    5.

    Best friends will play you, Olivia Rodrigo's, Album on repeat

    6.

    sundresses, crop tops, bellies out all summer long. all bodies are bomb

    7.

    my love language is sending memes in the same room and staring at you

    8.

    Stay hydrated and stay out of people's business if you want clear skin

    9.

    if ever you are confused about dusty men: what would megan do?

    10.

    astrology girls may none of your mercuries be in retrograde